thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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Tonight’s the first night since Thursday that Rich isn’t sleeping in my bed with me.

I feel lonely without his cuddles at night and right when I wake up in the morning.

Morning blow jobs became a ritual, now, I have to settle for waking up in an empty bed without his arms holding me tight.

cowardsmistake:

melancholy-olly-oxenfree:

brxkenpetal:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

IM PEEING HOLY SHIT

i want that owl

this is my favorite video

(Source: becausebirds)

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks)

rice4257:

Monday’s don’t suck with dabs

rice4257:

Monday’s don’t suck with dabs

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

(Source: dickbuttofficial)


Click here for HQ! :) | Ellen Page by Nino Munoz for Flare Magazine June 2014

Click here for HQ! :) | Ellen Page by Nino Munoz for Flare Magazine June 2014